Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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