My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There r osticjed everywhere
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I will be naked everywhere
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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