Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
