You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Can I color on your dick again?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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