Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Vodka?
Forever.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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