I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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