yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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