You really coming over, don't trick.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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