I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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