some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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