is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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