therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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