im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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