Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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