For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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