I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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