they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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