His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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