i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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