maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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