new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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