Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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