some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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