school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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