Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
