I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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