dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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