Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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