Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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