we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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