Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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