is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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