Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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