yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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