This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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