Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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