Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
