Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I look excited, but its just a facade.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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