There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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