I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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