This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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