Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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