I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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