Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Panties = found
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