Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
