I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
