butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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