And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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