I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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