His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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